那个持续不停的派对 好象就发生在昨天 It seems like just yesterday that the party would go on forever
但是在短短的12个月里 这个被称为 春假度假胜地的地方 But in 12 short months, the place known as:'The place of Spring' ...
变成了一个鬼城 a ghost town
谁都不能忘记维多利亚湖的可怕攻击事件 Who can forget the terrible attack Lake Victoria ...
造成很多年轻人死亡和当地居民的恐慌 where many young people died and left behind a community in shock
谁也没有想到这是来自人间地狱的食人鱼造成的 who would have thought that this hell on earth was caused by a piranha race ...
人们以为它们在200万年前就已经全部灭绝了 where people thought of them all two million years ago was extinct
对这片水域造成巨大的破坏 A great destruction showed that water,
让曾经充满生机的地方 变得一片死寂 once teeming with life .silent and death behind...
造成大规模的建筑物被居民遗弃 After making a big Exodus Most buildings were abandoned ..
破坏了当地的经济 the local economy ruined.
维多利亚湖成为了现在的隔离区 Lake Victoria is now a closed area
曾经水草丛生的水域 现在只剩杂草长在湖滨上 grows only weeds on the beaches where thousands once the sun sucked.
尘土污染的湖边 只剩下船只的残骸 And the only boats that are left, are dusty relics that pollute the coastline.
如果我们在周年纪念日回顾这桩悲惨事件 If we look back at the anniversary this tragic event ..
我们会对此感到惊奇 we wonder if it has happened here ..
这事还会再发生吗?如果会 会是哪里? can happen again? And if so, where?
十字湖 梅尔金县 亚利桑那州
那里 here
我的脚卡住了 My foot was stuck
她在那里 - 她已经死了 There she is. - She is dead.
这是个大块头 -是的 她去年排行第二呢 That's a big one. - yes She was second last year.
把手电向她肚子上照 Shine the light on her stomach.
怎么回事? What is happening?
好像有什么东西在里面 There's something inside.
只是放了个臭屁 Jesus Mina.
我需要点光 我没闻过比这更臭的东西了 I need that wire.This stinks worse than a skunk.
操 那是他妈什么气体 damn That is the worst gas I ...
我操! 操! shit!shit!
妈的 fuck
滚开 Go away.
食人鱼3DD
嘿 又该是湿身的时候了 hey!It's time to get wet.
到这里来 我们的救生员都很咸湿还单身的 Come here.Our lifeguards are horny and single ...
而且准备好和像你一样的人一起狂欢 and ready to party with someone like you.
还有2天开放 TWO DAYS TO THE OPENING
如果你想降温 请来城中最热闹的泳池 If you want to cool down, come to the hottest hole in the city.
送你三个字 大湿池 Three words for you.'The Big Wet'.
请记住 双D奶 可以免费畅游 Remember, Double D is free.
没人能得到你 湿人
慢着 停一下 Wait a minute.
我要安排一些事情 这个给你 继续吧 I have to arrange something.
你们是谁的朋友? Are you friends of someone?
马蒂 快过来给你继父一个拥抱 Matty Come here and give your stepfather a hug.
查德 告诉我你没解雇老救生员 Chad tell me You did not fired old lifeguards
把他们换成了脱衣舞女? and replace them with striptease dancers?
有资格证的脱衣舞者 - 真的? Water Qualified striptease dancers.- Really?
不止这些 亲爱的 - 真不敢相信 More than that, honey.- Incredible.
你在妈妈去世前 上帝保佑她的灵魂 Before your dear mother died,God rest her soul ...
她让我答应她 一定让水上乐园维持下去 she made me promise her, in order water park afloat, and ...
我要确保我所做的都是她所要求的 I make sure I know you just as well maintained as they did.
我是你的父亲 我很高兴我们能成为一家人 I am your father.I'm glad we have each other.
查德 有时候我不能相信你说的话 Chad Sometimes I think you really believe what you say.
你一定会喜欢这个的 This will determine your great find.
成人泳池? Adult pool?
我们会赚大钱的 Here we go any money.
湿处 THE WET Spot
你觉得怎么样? What do you think?
我觉得这是个非常昂贵的笑话 That this is a very expensive joke.
第一个脱衣舞女水上乐园 这绝对是个天才的点子 The first water park with strippers.That is absolutely genius.
不用担心那个 只是在泳池里装点小喷泉 Just do a little extra chlorine and sulfuric acid in the pool.
让一切看起来很棒 It disinfects everything.
嘿 琦琦 动一下你的屁股从泳池里出来 Come out of the pool with your sweet ass.
俄国人 她是一个医生 Russin.She is a doctor.
看那边的纯屏电视 Look at that flat screen TV.
一览无余的隐藏摄影机 是我愿意接受的建议 看 All of that spectacle.But I am open to suggestions. Look.
真恶心 - 别碰它 It's disgusting.- Do not touch it.
你说的不算 - 这里的一半是我的财产 You did not call the shots.- The other half is still my property.
是吗?请举手 如果你有51%的股权 Is that so? Raise your hand,if you owned 51% ...
在这个水上乐园 on this water park.
现在如果你只有49%的拥有权请放下手 Now put your hand up if you just 49% possession.
那就是你 That's you.
嘿 马蒂 hey matty
嘿 马蒂 你好吗? hey matty How are you?
这个夏季 谢尔比 终于成熟了 This is the summer when Shelby finally matures.
闭嘴 - 她害怕做爱 Shut up.- She is afraid ...
因为会和表弟生出畸形的孩子 to have sex because her cousin a deformed baby got.
别说了 Hold on.
他来了 那个要和她做爱的帅哥 Here he comes.The guy who will deflower her.
他还不知道呢 He knows just yet.
嘿 马蒂 这地方的变化 你觉得怎么样? hey matty What do you think of all the changes here?
乔什 来湖边见我 - 走吧 Josh, come into the lake.- Come on.
好吧 Good.
我是最后一个知道你回来的人? Am I the last to know that you're back?
你好吗?我想死你了 - 我也一样 How are you? I missed you.- Me too.
祝你暑假玩的愉快 You would probably want you now in school.
我不敢相信查德都做了什么 I can not believe what Ched did.
我知道 - 这地方就是我的一切 I know.- This here means everything to me.
在这里工作 - 我知道 我怀念那个时候 Come here and work.- I know. I miss those times too.
现在你回来了 - 嘿伙计们 你们那么做不好 Now you're back ...- Is it a good idea?
如果不是在这里 是不准未成年喝酒的 If not here but unauthorized drinking.
给你一瓶 - 拜托 伙计们 Here you go.- Come on.
我在执勤 我不能喝酒 I must work.I can not drink.
在这放烟花 衣衫不整 There are fireworks, indecent naked.
吸毒 Probably drugs.
绝对是吸毒 Absolutely drugs.
我必须得处罚你 I should probably pick up.
我不明白他身上有什么我没有的? - 15厘米的鸡罢和警徽 What does he have that I do not?- 15 centimeters and a badge.
我听说你回到城里来 I heard you were back and thought
所以我来和你说打个招呼 I had to come say goodbye.
我必须要继续说上次我们没谈完的话 I must also say something about the last time we talked.
你不用说了 异地恋太奇怪了 Do not be.Long Distance Relationships are weird.
现在你回来了 - 是放暑假 But now you're back.- During the summer.
那将是一个有趣的暑假 That will be an interesting summer.
我还要继续执勤 欢迎回来 I still duty.so Welcome back.
我喜欢今晚的派对 - 是的 我也喜欢 The party tonight was fun.- I found it too.
我喜欢这水 - 这真的很湿 The water was delicious.- It is very wet.
你在想什么? What are you thinking about?
没想太多 Nothing much.
我们把衣服脱了然后去游泳吧 Let's take our clothes off and go swimming.
好的 没问题 All right.
转过身去 - 抱歉 Turn around.- Sorry.
谢尔比 Shelby
你还等什么? 下来 - 好 马上 Do you now still?- Yes.
不要胡闹好吗? No horseplay tricks.
你喜欢什么? You want some?
我应该用水泼你? Should I back splash?
怎么了?- 我感觉有东西顶我 What?- I felt something.
是你吗? - 你在说什么啊? Is that you?- What are you talking about?
你在干什么? 无论是什么 我不喜欢这样 What are you doing? Whatever it is, I do not like.
我什么也没做 I did nothing.
谢尔比 你要去哪? - 我冷了 我要离开这里 Shelby Where are you going?- I'm cold. I go out.
你必须得这么做 - 好吧 You gotta do it.- Good.
亲爱的上帝 dear Lord.
快点 - 亲爱的上帝 Come on.- Dear Lord.
请原谅我们要做的事 Forgive us for what we do.
我们知道婚前性行为是一种罪过 We both know that community marriage is a sin.
但是我们知道你会宽恕我们这么做 But we know that we will be forgiven.
因为我们诚心祈祷 Because we are praying for.
阿门 Amen.
现在你可以操我了 - 阿门 Now you may fuck me.- Amen.
看看这个 Look at this sometimes.
你喜欢吗? You like that?
是我的了 From me.
别逼我把另一只手也拷起来 Make me not the other fixed need to be concerned.
我们在动 特拉维斯 - 我知道 We move Travis.- I know.
快看 你这个笨蛋 Look, you idiot.
艾希莉 你还好吗? - 是的 水都流进来了 Ashely you're ok?- Yes, water flows inwards.
给我钥匙 把手铐打开 Give me the key to the handcuffs.
已经搞丢了 - 快找到钥匙 Which has fallen out.- Find him.
钥匙在哪啊?操 Where is it? shit!
这车他妈的快沉了 - 我出去找人帮忙 The key to the handcuffs.- I gotta go get help.
我什么也看不见 抱歉 - 艾希莉 把车灯打开 继续找 I see nothing. I'm sorry.- Ashely Put on the interior. Keep searching.
你在干什么? 来这里 What are you doing?Come here.
艾希莉 Ashely
我要出去找人帮忙 - 快回来 I should get help.- Come back.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
艾希莉 该死 Ashely damn
特拉维斯 Travis
这水里有什么东西 There is something in the water.
救命 有人吗? Help.Someone.
救救我 Have someone help me.
特拉维斯 你在里面吗? Travis Are you there?
特拉维斯 Travis
艾希莉 Ashely
我的天那 oh my god
有人救救我吗? Can anyone help me?
来人啊 anybody.
我很抱歉 我只是 - 没事 没关系的 I'm sorry.i just - No, it does not matter.
我不介意 - 其实不是因为你 I do not mind.- It's not about you.
你觉不觉得艾希莉比我漂亮? Like Ashley prettier than me?
没有 - 大多数男孩都这么认为 No.- Most boys think so.
我从来不喜欢大奶子的女孩 I never fall for girls with large breasts.
欢迎回来 马蒂 Welcome back, Matty.
你他妈的在干什么? - 这里有个冒水的洞 What are you doing?- That hole where the water comes out.
我的天那 - 她的确很湿 God damn - She is so wet.
嘿 谢尔比 你有没有看见 艾希莉和特拉维斯 hey shelby Have you seen Ashley or Travis?
他们今天早晨没有来报道 They have not reported this morning.
没有 我没看到他们 NO I have not seen them both.
我不知道 I do not know.
稍等一下 Wait a minute.
你还好吗? - 我感觉有点不对劲 youre ok?- I feel weird.
让我来帮你 - 不 不 我没事 Let me help you.-No It's all right.
你还好吗? youre ok?
看看是谁在早晨病啦 Look who is sick in the morning.
干得不错 要当爸了 Good job, papa.
谢尔 车里没人 shel There was nobody.
他们会没事的 很可能 It is well established. Probably,
他们藏起来了怕惹麻烦 they are confused and afraid of problems.
快接 艾希 - 我是艾希莉 请留言 come on, Ash.- With Ash, leave a message.
回我电话 - 他们可能去了其他地方? Call me.- Can they be somewhere else?
没有 我要走了 NO I gotta go.
艾希莉是我最好的朋友 Ashley is my best friend.
我知道她是个荡妇 她和我前男友有一腿 I know she is a slut,she has eleven friends cut up.
我也确信是他偷了我 I am also sure that she has earrings
祖母生前留给我的耳环 who picked my grandmother gave me before she died.
我们就像姐妹 We are like sisters.
那是什么? What is that?
我们快走 离那东西远点 快点 We need to here from.Hurry up.
快点 谢尔比 Come on, Shelby.
快上来 抓住我的手 谢尔比 Come out.Take my hand, Shelby.
快点 我抓住你了 Come on.I got you.
快走 Hurry up.
快点 快 Come on.Fast.
我们离开这 We're almost there.
不 不 快回来 谢尔比 No.Come back. shelby
过来 来这边 Come here.This way.
你要跳过来 You will have to jump.
不 我不行 No i cant
快 只差一步 It is only 30 centimeters.
我抓住你了 I got you.
这是什么东西? What is this thing?
马蒂 这他妈的是什么? Matty What fuck is that?
我操 shit
这他妈的是不是食人鱼? Is that fuck a piranha?
我父亲是一名建筑工人 My father was a construction worker
他们挖地的时候发现了化石 They found fossils when they were plowing
我在八岁的时候 得到了这个 I got this when I turned eight.
告诉他那是一条食人鱼 - 它们是怎么从维多利亚湖 Tell him that it was a piranha.- How do those of Lake Victoria ...
到我们湖里的? - 这就是我们要弄清楚的 to us more?- We should find out.
怎么了? What?
看看我们 Look us now.
一个警察和一个海洋生物学家 The agent and the marine biologist.
抱歉 这听起来就像是一部愚蠢电视剧 Sorry, that sounds like a stupid TV series.
一个警察和一个海洋生物学家 The agent and the marine biologist.
你还是湿的 You're still wet.
有一点 A little.
凯尔 你能把门打开吗? kyle Can you open the door?
凯尔 把门打开 Kyle, open the door.
小男人 - 这很搞笑 Little man.- That's funny.
混蛋 Dick.
你是谁? 为什么你们来这? Who are you?Why are you here?
我们在YouTubes上看到你视频 -你和其他的1148万人 We saw you on YouTube. - You and 11,486,000 other people.
我还有700的点击率 就能成为这地区的笑柄 I have 700 more hits than the smiling baby diarrhea.
我们需要你的专业知识 古德曼 先生 We need your expertise, Mr. Goodman.
为什么? Why?
我们认为它回来了 We think they are back.
十字湖和维多利亚湖没关联 Cross Lake is not even connected with Lake Victoria.
食人鱼肯定从地下湖带到这里来的 The piranha must be underground lakes and rivers are drawn.
我已经研究这个标本一年了 I have this specimen almost studied for a year.
你想怎样 You mean ...
这会让你感到很有趣 This got you find interesting.
这是块镀锌钢板 This is galvanized steel.
就像是家用平地锅的材质 Just like ordinary pans.
然后 So then.
现在来点食物的味道 Now something for the smell.
不 不能用青蛙 No Not the frog.
我没有更多的东西给这条小鱼鱼了 I had no "pupfish" more.
现在可以看到最精彩部分了 This is fantastic.Caution.
现在它会抓住某样东西不放 Now it has something to hold onto.
贝瑞 你疯了吗? 你差点手就没了 Berry Are you crazy?You nearly lost your hand.
我曾经也有一只宠物青蛙 I once had a frog as a pet.
帮我搭把手 - 真的? Give me a hand.- Really?
检查一下数据 - 你到底在想什么 Now some data.- What were you thinking.
这种食人鱼已经在地下湖几个世纪了 The piranhas have spent centuries in underground lakes.
当河流里有地热运动释放二氧化硫时 And rivers full of sulfur dioxide of all geothermal activities.
所以它们就回来了 So they come back to the coast.
它们来错了湖 - 是的 They follow the wrong lakes.- Yes.
问题是二氧化硫 The problem is that sulfur dioxide ...
通常是用于氯处理水的 generally with chlorine released by treated water.
所以这会让它们产生混乱 So it is likely that the fish get confused.
并且试图通过人类的排水系统到达目的地 And try by man-made drainage systems to achieve.
还有那些后院的游泳池 And certainly with all those terrible pools in the backyards.
我们的水上乐园的排水管连着十字湖 Our water park has a drain Crosslake.
那就相当于1000个游泳池 - 这可能是件很糟的事 That's the equivalent of 1,000 pools.- That would be very bad.
你有没有告诉别人会发生这样的事? - 我试过 Have you told anyone that this could happen?- I tried.
不幸的是 那是我失去信任的最后一本书 Unfortunately I have my credibility lost after my last book.
我预测了会走路的鱼会带来一场瘟疫 I predicted a dreadful plague of walking fish.
说的对 鱼在我们中间散步 That's right.You wrote 'Fish walk among us. "
那本书我读过 很棒 That book I read. It's great.
谢谢你 志趣相投啊 Thank you, kindred spirit.
谢谢 Thank you.
贝瑞 Berry
你会读关于海洋生物的书? Have you read a book on sea biology?
我想看看是什么让你如此感兴趣 I wanted to see what makes you so interested.
我们今晚要检查一下排水通道 We have tonight the outlet pipes to see more.
我明天早晨可以找个潜水队 - 那太晚了 Tomorrow there may be a dive team from Tempi are.- It's too late.
水上乐园明天就开业了 到时候水里会到处都是 The waterpark is open tomorrow.Then it is packed.
如果那些鱼进入了排水管 If the fish are down the drain ...
维多利亚湖只不过是道开胃菜 Dan Lake Victoria was but an appetizer.
伙计们 我们必须赶快走 guys We must go now.
非常感谢你古德曼先生 - 谢谢你 Thank you very much for your help.- Thank you.
谢谢你 非常荣幸 Thank you, sir.Very honored.
照顾好自己 Take care of yourselves.
1188万次点击 11,888,000 hits.
你们就尽管笑吧 What do you say, smiling baby diarrhea.
两名少年艾希莉·索比和特拉维斯·米切尔 昨天早晨失踪 Two teenagers, Ashley Sorby and Travis Mitchel were reported missing this morning ...
他们的车从十字湖里被捞出来 after their van from Cross Lake was reached.
谢谢你能让我呆在这里 - 不客气 Thank you that I could stay here.- Of course.
你感觉怎么样? How do you feel?
好多了 - 你看上去不错 Better.- So you see there is not.
你怎么了? - 就是因为艾希莉 What is it?- The stress on Ashley.
和我做爱吧 Make love to me.
求你了 - 现在? PLZ.- Now?
求你了 乔什 就现在 Please, Josh.Now.
我感觉我身上有些不对劲 I think there is something to me by the hand.
如果我有什么不测 我不想死的时候还是个处女 If I do not get better, I not die a virgin.
乔什 我想和你在一起 Josh, I wanna be with you.
进来吧 进来后你说怎么干都行 Come with me.Then I do everything you say.
排水管的另一头是水上乐园 我要进去看一下 These drains lead to the Waterpark.I must look into it.
你知道这有多荒谬吗? - 我要去检查一下 You do know how ridiculous this is?- I gotta go look.
我会很快的 I do it quickly.
昨天晚上我试着想对你说 What I tried last night to say ...
你来吗? 我需要人帮我照一下亮 Come you also, because I can some light use.
什么? - 没事了 What?- It's okay.
我不是害怕 I am not afraid.
我只是不会游泳 I can not swim.
你在水上乐园工作 却不会游泳? You work in a waterpark and you can not swim?
那些在学校的海滩派对? 还有公园派对? And all those beach parties at school?And the parties in the park?
你从来都没有 You never ...
我告诉过你要学会游泳 - 我知道 I had you ever learn to swim.- I know.
现在不是时候 You thought it was rather busy.
没什么大不了的 It does not matter.
把手电筒给我 Give the flashlight.
是的 我知道 查德 我说过 Yes, I know.I said. Chad
我知道你想干什么 I think you do.
你确定想要这么多? - 不 Are you sure you want to do?- No.
你让她一个人下水了? You have her only in letting go.
滚开 康纳 - 没错 贝瑞不会游泳 Fuck you, Conner.- yes berry Mary can not swim.
马蒂 Matty.
快游啊 马蒂 Swimming, Matty.
让开 Ga back.
你还好吗? - 我没事 are you oK?- I think so.
别担心 不会破的 Do not worry.I do not interrupt.
抱歉 抱歉 - 没关系 我感觉很好 I'm sorry.- It's good. I think it's good.
天那 谢尔比 - 快干我 god shelby - Fuck me.
爽啊 谢尔比 Yeah shelby
这里有点不对劲 There is something wrong.
我要射了 I'm almost done.
我鸡巴上是他妈的什么东西? What's fuck on my dick?
我的天那 my god
这他妈的是什么 what fuck
我的天那 oh god
我现在感觉好多了 I feel a little better now.
乔什 Josh
我认为这是一场意外 I think there is an accident happened.
乔什 Josh
乔什 你在干什么 Josh, what do you do?
我的天那 oh my god
乔什 Josh
你都对我做了什么? What have you done to me?
你速度快到70迈了 - 你就没别的地方去吗? You drove almost 70.- Should not you be somewhere else?
比如去干我的继女或别的? - 我会的 My stepdaughter fuck or something?- I will.
先办正事 What is the worst,
你没事了 只是暂时的 - 你在和我讲价? Okay. Tentative.- Need Storage?
如果运气好 你的水上乐园经营不错 With luck, your theme park is good ...
我就不用靠着帮警长做事拿工资生活了 then I do not forever an auxiliary sheriff's salary to live.
好吗? Okay?
你去检查了湖里的排水管道了吗? Do you have pains that drain to the lake checked?
马蒂去做了 她差点死了 Matty did.She was almost dead.
那个贝瑞呢?他们还联系吗? - 会过去的 Are the jobs still intact?- Would be in order.
除非有另一条路通往水上乐园 Unless there is another way in the park to come.
你非法摄取是资源 - 别担心那个 Like the illegal source you have drilled.- Do not worry about.
我确实担心 我将保护你做违法的事情 That I do.I will protect your illegal affairs.
让我告诉你些事 Let me tell you something.
做好你的事 确保马蒂和法律离我远点 Make sure you know but that Matty and the Law leave me alone.
我会经营好我的水上乐园 I take care of my water park.
晚上玩的开心 警官 - 你也一样 查德 Still 'n fun evening, Sheriff.- You too.Chad
顺便给你 - 这是什么? This is still here.- What is that?
我说过你超速了 - 你跟我开玩笑吗? I said you drove too fast?- Are you serious?
我只是尽我的职责 I just do my job.
你是个狡猾的警察 You're a sneaky agent.
晚上过的不错 是吧? What a night, huh?
你和凯尔重新和好了? Are you and Kyle back together?
不 不可能 No, not at all.
我不这么认为 I do not think so.
绝对不可能 Probably not.
你必须要作出一个决定 Since you have to take a decision on.
是的 的确 不是吗? Yes, indeed, eh?
因为从我阴道里出来什么东西 乔什把自己的鸡巴切掉了 Josh cut his penis off because something came out of my vagina.
我该早点来 这样就可以接你回去 He is not so in.The nurse brings you back.
你们最好回去 乔什处在昏迷中 You can best go.Josh is still numb ...
我会在这里 有什么情况我会通知你的 and I stay here 's statement.In news I call you right away.
谢尔比怎么样? - 她受到惊吓 And Shelby?- They're raving.
但是我会照顾她的 你还好吗? But I also pay attention to her.Are you?
感觉很累 - 去休息吧 我会给你电话的 Fri tired.- Get some rest. I'll call you.
我是爱情的猎手
听我要说的话
屈膝跪下
学着怎样祈祷
因为爱情猎手就要来了
将你带走
爱情猎手就要来了
就在今天
这曲调好伤感啊 That is so sad.
到床上来 哈塞尔霍夫 该睡觉了 Come lie Hoffie.Time 'n nap.
我是爱情猎手
听我说的话
看来当娜已近
准备好玩爱情游戏
我是 米歇尔 I'm michell
我才是当娜 I am Dawn
好吧 Right.
我是爱情猎手 有两个小妞
因为我是著名的电视明星
我们开派对吧
欢迎来到屁股乐园 Welcome to Rock Bottom.
打扰一下 能开一下这扇门吗? Excuse me, can open that gate?
等等 Hold on.
我不确定我行不行 - 就像婴儿学步 I'm not sure I can.- Just step by step.
你在说什么婴儿学步? What do you mean?
你又没被鱼咬掉过腿 A fish has eaten my legs look.
我讨厌水 - 记得医生是怎么说的 这叫唤醒疗法 I hate the water.- This is our genezingsweg.
我们从一个小孩游泳池开始 We begin with an innocent pool bath.
这能有什么糟糕的事情发生?只有小孩和救生圈 What's the worst that could happen?A few children splashing.
小孩和救生圈? Dazzling children?
我可以做得到 I can do to.
我不怕水 I am not afraid of water.
我不怕水 I am not afraid.
我做不到 - 不要担心 我们试试别的 I can not.- Do not worry, we try something else.
不 这是软弱 把我扔进水里 No, it is weak.Throw me in the water.
什么? - 照我说的 抓住我的手 What?- Take the handles ...
然后把我扔进水里去 and throw myself into the water.
用父母把孩子推进水里的做法 好主意 As with young children.Great idea.
好的 我能做到 This I can. Forward.
一 二 - 停下 One, two ...- Stop.
怎么了? - 为什么你停了? What?- Why did you stop?
是你让停下的 - 不要听从娘们嘴里说的话 You said stop.- Do not listen to my feeble voice.
不管我说什么 把我扔进水里去 Whatever I say, throw me in there.
好的 知道了 不要停你这个娘们嘴里说出的话 Understood. Do not listen to you weak voice, not that you have.
扔我进水里去 Throw me in there.
我们开始 一 二 Here we go:One, two ...
不 我改变主意了 - 不 我改变主意了 No, changed my mind.- No, you're there.
我不像进水里 - 你要进去 No, I do not enter.- You go in there.
你必须进去 - 别烦他了 You go in there.- Let him rest.
不 他像进水里 - 不 我才不想进水里 No, he wants there.- No, not really.
你有什么毛病吗?把一个残疾人扔水里去 What's wrong with you?Throw that bone-less poor man has not.
说的没错 That's right.
好吧 你想进水里 - 不 我不想 You go into the water ...- No, I do not.
一点也不酷 老兄 - 我才不怕这点水呢 Not cool.- I'm not afraid of a little water.
女士们 先生们 男孩们 女孩们 Ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls ...
所有年龄段的辣妈们 欢迎来到 大湿池 good mothers of any age,welcome to the great Big Wet.
此时此刻 有请最著名的救生员 And now the moment:The most famous coast savior ever.
谁想和大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 一起狂欢? 有请 大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 Who wants to party with David Hasselhoff?
他来了 大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 he comin David Hasselhoff
如果您们想玩的话 女士们 你可以获得嘴对嘴的人工呼吸 If you play smart, ladies,you might get mouth to mouth resuscitation.
时间不早了 Without further delay ...
让我们尽情湿身狂欢吧 let's all wet and wild.
你们还好吧 We feel good and great.
我就知道 I knew it.
马蒂 你到这里来做什么? matty What are you doing here?
我在储存室里看到这个 我就来这了 I saw this during the inventory,but asked him why it is here.
我们要全力抽水来供应水池 不对吗? We pump our own water now.The hell with the service.
你不能把湖水用到游泳池里 You can not fill with water from a well.
这里的水很标准 标准的地下水 It is not a standard well, but a more under water.
我们需要充足的水源来供应泳池 - 你都不知道你做了些什么 We have water in abundance.- You do not realize what you've done.
我当然知道 我要赚大钱 Of course: Many profit.
你不懂 你要把食人鱼放进泳池了 You send as piranhas through the pipes.
马蒂 这是开业的第一天 我投入了 10万美圆 matty It is the first day.I have spent $ 100,000 ...
你想让我关闭这 因为不可能 and you want me to close because maybe ...
只是因为管道里有食人鱼? piranhas in the line is?
还有什么?幽灵?鲨鱼? 蛇? What else? Spirits? Sharks? Snakes?
你真可笑 You're a hoot.
拜托 孩子 你看了太多的电影 和小说 Come on, girl, you watch too much movies.
闹够了吗?我还有工作要做 Are we ready?I have work.
妈妈 我被咬了 Mama, I'm bitten.
让我看看 Let me see.
宝贝 这只是擦伤 去告诉救生员 让他给你绷带 Baby, that's just a bruise.Ask the rescuer patch.
不 是食人鱼 - 不可能有食人鱼 It was a piranha.- It was not.
只是很多人的传言有食人鱼罢了 走开 Too many people talking about it.
你好 Hello.
我被食人鱼咬了 - 你叫什么名字? I am bitten by 'n piranha.- What is your name?
大卫 David.
真酷啊 这也是我的名字 给你 That is cool. That is my name.Here you go.
这是什么? - 我的签名照 What is this?- A signature.
你有没有绷带? - 等一下 你不知道我是谁吗? Do I just put a patch?- Wait, do you know me?
不认识 - 你从没看过 海滩救生员 No.- Did you never Baywatch?
跑海滩的电视剧 In slow motion walk?
霹雳游侠呢?和汽车说话 - 没有 And Knight Rider? 'S Talking car.- No.
狂蟒之灾3 变身怪医? Anaconda 3? Jekyll & Hyde?
哈塞尔霍夫先生 - 离远点 我在和粉丝说话呢 Mr. Hasselhoff ...- Fuck you. I'm talking to him.
很好 It's good.
你真的想不起来我是谁? Do you really have no idea who I am?
是的 你是救生员 有绷带 You are a savior and I got a patch is needed.
有没有人给我的粉丝大卫拿卷绷带? Does anyone 's patch for David?
海面绷带 - 我还是自己去找吧 Sponge Bob.- I take myself one.
我是个救生员 I am a savior.
你还好吗? - 我看到游泳池里有一条鱼 Are you OK?- I saw a fish.
我知道这很疯狂 但是好象新闻里说的食人鱼 It sounds crazy, but it was like a piranha on the news.
大家都离开游泳池 Everyone in the pool.
你必须马上让大家离开游泳池 Remove them immediately from the pool.
不要跑 Not walk.
游戏结束了 查德 我们必须马上关闭游泳池 It's done. We must immediately the water close.
你他妈的跑到这里要干什么? What you do not understand 'no'?
有个女人说在泳池里看到了食人鱼 - 你也看到了? A woman saw 'n piranha.- Have you seen it?
你也看到了? - 没有 但是 Have you seen it?- No, but ...
你没有证据 You have no proof.
不管你同不同意 都要疏散泳池里的人 - 马蒂 I evacuate this water park anyway.- Trade it off.
查德说的对 你这样会造成恐慌的 - 你站在哪边的? You are responsible for more panic.- Whose side are you on?
我是说让你冷静 我们去检查一下 On the calm side.Let's look around.
你不相信我 是我叫你来的 你他妈的不相信我 You do not believe me.I've even called.
孩子们 快离开游泳池 Children, from the pool.Here you go.
我抓住你了 I got you.
我不能让你这么做 - 放开我 Do not do that.- Let me go.
放她走 - 你在做什么鲨鱼小子? Let her go again.- What are you doing?
用你的叉子和我斗? Poke me?
让我给你点建议 Here's some advice:
你需要个更大的 You have a greater need.
食人鱼 Walk.
不敢相信无论你去哪 它们都能找到你 They always find you.Wherever you go.
把我的腿给我 Get me out of my legs.
想咬我 操你妈的 Titanium, motherfuckers.
尝尝这个 Take this.
我讨厌水 - 我讨厌鱼 I hate the water.- I fish.
救救我 Help me.
很多人要死了 你是救生员快做点什么 People have to die.Do something other than as a savior.
我不是救生员 That I never was.
救救我 Help me!
那边有个孩子 - 如果那些笨蛋离开水 There are still children of the slide.- If those idiots out of the water.
那些鱼就会跟着他们回家 It's not that the fish will follow them home.
救救我 Help me.
你回到水里 你就是笨蛋 He went back into the water, you idiot.
你是一个救生员 You're a lifeguard.
操 我真的老了 fuck, I'm getting old.
我来救你了 I come to your rescue.
我真的救了次人 I came to really save.
能把我放下来吗? Can we leave now?
查德 Chad
你看到了? 你现在看到了? Do you see them now?
我们要把泳池里的水放光 Place the empty pool.
贝瑞 Berry
我需要你把泳池里的水放完 - 我从没干过 Place the empty pool.- Never done.
那里有操纵杆 先按下去 再拉起来 Put all the levers up.
知道了 Understood.
等一下 不管发生什么 我一直爱着你 Whatever happens:I love and will always love you.
我以为你是同性恋? I thought you were gay?
真的? Really?
我要离开这里 这不是我的错 I gotta get outta here.This is not my fault.
他妈是什么?- 救救我 求你了 What the hell?- Help me, please.
放开我 Let me go.
过来一下 伙计 看看我的屁股 I bleed, man.Look at my ass.
见鬼 - 无论是什么 把它拔出来 oh shit.- Whatever it is, pull it out.
这会很疼 准备好了吗? This is gonna hurt. Ready?
一 二 One, two ...
好了 快来 我们离开这 Come, we must at the park.
我很抱歉 孩子 I'm sorry, kid.
这不是我的错 It's not my fault.
让到一边去 On the side.
把所有的急救箱拿到外面去 Get all the first aid boxes.
懂了吗 快去 Go ahead.go
急救箱 That I need that.
马蒂到这里来 - 救救我 matty Come here.- Help me.
我向你发誓 我不知道 - 你在说什么 I promise you that I've not know.- What do you mean?
查德说那水井可以让我得到30%的利润 Chet promised me that I am a part of the profits received.
如果我不问他 - 救救我 拉我上去 求你了 If I looked through the fingers.- Help me it actually looks.
我真不知道 - 救救我 求你了 I did not know.- Just help me, please.
操 - 救救我 fuck.- Help me.
凯尔 求你了 kyle please
我做不到 - 求你了 I can not do this.- Please.
不 不要 No, do not.
马蒂在哪? - 我救不了她 where is matty?- I could not save her.
马蒂 matty
凯尔 要像个男人 kyle, be a man.
马蒂 matty
我不会游泳 i cant swim
这不是个好主意 Bad idea.
贝瑞 Berry
救人 救人 凯尔 Save a life.kyle
做个英雄 Be a hero
我抓住你了 I got you.
离开游泳池 Ga from the pool.
马蒂 matty
马蒂 我需要个医生 I need a doctor.
马蒂 matty
没人敢和我的屁股过不去 Nobody puts something in my ass.
再见了 食人鱼 Toedeloe, fishing.
你是在哪里弄到枪的? Where did you get that shot gun purchased?
我买袜子的钱都省下来了 With the money that I do not spent on socks.
你好 - 你好 马蒂 你肯定不会相信的 Hello?- matty That you will not believe.
我错了 I was wrong.
他们学会走路了 They learn to walk.
我知道 I know.
大卫 离那东西远点 - 妈 没事的 它们在地上很慢的 Ga at that thing away.- Mom, it's okay. It suffocates.
真是个小笨蛋 The small red idiot.
不要走开 后面有更精彩的花絮
湖里装满了二氧化硫 Lakes filled with sulfur dioxide.
我们需要去查一下管子 We need to check the pipes ...
我要去撸一下管子 操我 We have the pipes ...fuck me
猎鱼人 Fish Hunter.
能再严肃点吗? Can it be tighter?
你必须拿掉太阳镜 He must alter his sunglasses.
我正等待节奏 然后再这样做 I was waiting on the drums,and then to do so.
你是个笨小蛋 Small red idiot.
你是个小笨蛋 You little red idiot.
你是个小笨蛋 You red little idiot.
你为什么要笑? Why are you laughing?
摄影机在这里 The camera is there.
这里没有鱼 再来一遍 一 二 三 鱼呢? Where there is no fish ...Another. One, two, three, finished.
这里没有鱼 但是有很多屁股 食人鱼呢? 什么? Where there is no fishing, but lots of bums.Piranha? What?
这遍不好 再来一遍 For example, this is not good. Another.
这是什么意思? What is the meaning?
来吧 到城里最热闹的地方 Come and cool on the hottest spot in town.
准备好了吗? 来吧 Ready?Come to ...
你当真吗? 15美元 Are you serious?$ 15.
你当真吗? 拍那边 Are you serious?Movie him.
那是在中间的 That was in the middle.
那是22 3D - 我们能开始了吗? That's 2DD.- Should I start?
应该是 3 双D It was 3dd.
他们怎么会在这里? How are they in here?
即使和灰熊一样 Even though the same grizzly bears.
光芒四射的脸 "Winky Face '.
我觉得那样很好 I think that's okay.
举手击掌 High five.
那是谁? - 我妈妈 Who is that?- My mother.
她真可爱 - 她很有天赋 She is nice.- She has talent.
什么? - 她很有天赋 What?- She has talent.
什么? - 她有一些天赋 What? - She has some talent.
你妈妈有天赋? Did your mother talent?
真漂亮 - 不要有企图 Beautiful.- Do not try it.
这是最好的 我说过 是最好的 The best.I said: 'The best'.
几年前 Years ago.
我一直都湿身 你想湿吗? I'm wet all the time, would you wetter?
来吧 城里最降温的地方 Come cool off in the hottest hole in the city.
是我 这不是在拍电影 Mine. That will not make the film.
我必须要在电影里 We must in the movie.
两个姑娘跟着我 因为我是大明星 two girls for me,because I'm the biggest star ...
你是谁?你在干什么?你不是当娜 Who are you? What are you doing?You're not dawn
一个飞鼠 A flying squirrel.
霍夫曼在这里 - 所以我等这坐那个小椅子 Hofman is there.- So I'm sitting in that little chair.
摄影机镜头 The camera pans.
我很安静 I'm so quiet.
开拍 ACTION
大卫 离那东西远点 David, go away from that thing.
妈 没事的 它们很慢 mom It's okay.They are slow.
鱼冲过来了 There goes that fish.
站起来 - 帮帮我 Stand up.- Help me.
卡 - 漂亮 Cut.- Beautiful.
亲爱的 那是自然的选择 适着生存 There, dear, is natural selection.